Assorted Haiku & Buffoonery

                        Rob Wieder

Family
Visiting her home
Grandma remembers my face
The memory wins
 
Distraction
Breakups can be hard
Ex didn’t change her password
Netflix for hours
 
Time
Running late right now
No speed limit will stop me
Parking is a bitch
 
Numbers
Fortune cookie tips
Gas station lights are blaring
Hope scratch off winner
 
Morning
Long night in hindsight
Feeling lucky cereal
Leprechaun staring

Green
Getting some coffee
Streetlight always turns bright red
But did not today
 
 Sustenance
Group meeting right now
Hunger pains will strike me down
One pizza slice left
 
Education
Stress over questions
Answered five B’s in a row
All are correct though
 
Crime
Unlocked vehicle
Danger lurks all around me
Yet my car is here