Assorted Haiku & Buffoonery
Rob Wieder
Family
Visiting her home Grandma remembers my face The memory wins Distraction Breakups can be hard Ex didn’t change her password Netflix for hours Time Running late right now No speed limit will stop me Parking is a bitch Numbers Fortune cookie tips Gas station lights are blaring Hope scratch off winner Morning Long night in hindsight Feeling lucky cereal Leprechaun staring Green Getting some coffee Streetlight always turns bright red But did not today Sustenance Group meeting right now Hunger pains will strike me down One pizza slice left Education Stress over questions Answered five B’s in a row All are correct though Crime Unlocked vehicle Danger lurks all around me Yet my car is here |